I am a movie buff and spend a lot of time on Netflix. Off late, I am inspired by Drug Trade and the language of people in this Business. This Humor is dedicated to them. Blame it on my imagination though…
Migo and Randel in a Bar in Texas:
Migo: What up, bro?
Randel: Good man, you really got me into blogging and all…am not in my senses no more
Ya, no shit!
Yo, man. Cool. What ya address?
C’mon man, no shit, ya writing those haikus on meth?
No man! Business dude…am making a hell lot of money! Blog just a cover up
Gimme a break
Hell, yeah. Betcha!
Migo: Cool. Ya heard from Suzy of late?
Randel: No man. Last time I checked she had gotten really sleazy man…you need to forget her man…she not ya type no more!
Suzy enters the Bar:
Suzy: Hey Rand. You wanna shake a leg?
Randel: Howdy lady, we talking important…ya know…man to man talk
Migo: What she doing here, man?
She helping me in business
Ya serious man, ya mentioned ya not in contact no more
Randel: Ya, by last time I meant yesterday, bro
Migo: Ya really not in senses no more, man. Shit man. Am leaving!
Migo leaves the Bar:
Suzy: Ya know, we can involve Migo…he a creative genius
Randel: What he gotta do with our business?
He can get traffic from Mexico on blog
He crazy, Sue…writes 10 posts daily on his blog…next thing we know fbi knocking our doors
I kinda guessed it from ya…I can get him to write only poems
What, poems on death?…ya wanna knock our business out?
I wanna knock ya off first, let’s go inside. Will ya?
The characters were kind enough not to use the f-word 😉